Today, As I am writing this, my friends are all busy looking at their pictures taken from their Laguna outing last weekend. Going to the beach or any resort is a summer “escapade” to many, but for them, it is more than that. Last week could have been their greatest reunion. Hmnn, I would not be surprised if I saw this event in the Guiness Book of World Records. It happens only once in this lifetime, it may happen again after 200 years or more.
Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to go to the said reunion. Sigh. I miss them so much.. but I have reasons, well, personal reasons why I didn’t want to go.. First, it is because [message deleted because of confidentiality], second, [blah blah blah..] and lastly, [uhmnn.. buzzzzz]..
Anyway, let me introduce to you my group called the Tropang Pasaway.. You know, as the name implies, we do have all different personalities, not to mention the looks of course, have different religions and beliefs.. and other numerous differences.
Let me introduce them one by one.
RONALD RUBEN (29.single) aka Boga (Boy Ganid), Balbakwa (I don’t think it is righteous to explain why). He is the most popular among the members. He looks like 15 years older than his real age but he is the most childish in his own way. The first time I met him he was wearing this printed retro polo, a boxer shorts, socks and something like a leather golf shoes but what impressed me most is his self-confidence. He strongly believes that he has better looks than Piolo, has a perfectly fit body that Luis Manzano envies of, and most (or worst) of all, he knows that he is much qualified to be a Hollywood leading man. At age 29 (according to him), he is still single and I still cannot figure out why??!!!
CATHERINE EUSEBIO (35.single) aka Ate Cathy, Cat-Cat. She is our original Ate, our spiritual counselor. She would put her life at risk just to serve the Lord and that is what she wants as her career. She had been through a lot of sacrifices in terms of giving up her office work, had left her family, had gone to China where her services are most needed, and of course the decisions she had made in breaking up with her countless boy-friends and lastly, had rejected one marriage offer. She was once obsessed with one of our friends here. Clue? He is blessed with more flesh and bones below his lips.
ROMMEL AQUINO (35.single) aka Manong. If Vic Sotto, Joey De Leon and the single mom in a cab have their tito, we have our manong naman. Wala kayo sa Manong namin. He is the boss in his office, but if he is with us, he is just one of the alipins, even if we use his own house in Subic. A certified thunder. His motto? Early to bed, early to rise, makes an old man healthy, wealthy and wise.
ANGELINE SUNGA-BURCE (29.married) aka Gelay, Gagay, Geline, Abs. The only wife of Don Don (for now. Just kiddin’) and the only mom among the group (again, for now). She is the speaker in the house, yes in the house. She doesn’t know how to talk softly. One would always thought “may kaaway na naman si gelay”. Yes, she screams when talking but for us, it’s normal. She is one of the original mayordomas. I have learned from her that one can lay down on a stretchmark and that the Times Square is the one along UN Avenue, Manila.
WILFREDO BURCE (31.married) aka Don Don. He is the only husband (for the lifetime) of Gelay. He is known as Mr. Perfect. Hmnn..
HELENA VISAYA (31.single & still a virgin). A Lovers in Paris fanatic and the only manang among us. No one can talk about sex if she is around. She is blessed with the three B’s — Beauty, Body and Brains. A serious type. Ayokong olayin.
ANALYN SALINAS-MITCHEL (35.married) I haven’t met her yet but according to chismis, she is the silent and serious type, seldom laughs, and hates gimmick.. How true?!
IVAN CAYANAN (23.single). The youngest, but not a brat baby. The number one super dooper taga-contra of Boga. Eh kasi Ivan possesses the good physical qualities that Boga doesn’t really have. A joker. A joker. A joker.
WILGREG APILADO (3*.single). Also an oldie but still a goodie. Pinaka-pasaway na kuya. He loves adventures (and no wonder why he loved that crazy ugly poison este woman..) and loves to travel even if alone (ayaw kasi kami gastusan).
EDAHLIA AMANDY-MCNEAL (35.married). A certified hot mama but a cool ate. She is a woman of few words but of full sense.
GEENA HERRADURA. (35 to be married). By nature, she is a jet setter. By nature, she is.. a jet setter! All I know is that she loves travelling to different places and is devoted in tree planting, segregating waste materials, etc.. basta she is into taking care of the environment.. kaya nga if there is an award on being a pasaway, she could have the grand prize.. Sya lang kasi ang matino.
ERWIN MANALANSAN (30.single again). The most kuleeettt.. He has experienced everything. A four-women man but not for this reason why he was put in jail. He would do everything just to be present in gatherings except for those unplanned dinners in Manila.
Now young ladies and old maids, if you are interested in any of the above mentioned guys, kindly pm or text me.. I will sell them at an affordable price.
